UNFUNNY

You are enjoying that the wrong way

In all likelihood, you are not funny.  To make matters worse, you are probably incapable of recognizing things that are funny.  And, most distressing of all, when you do manage to laugh at the right moment, it’s probably for the wrong reason.

The best way to ruin a joke is to explain it.  I intend to ruin every joke you will ever hear for the rest of your life.